Welcome to my website! It looks shit because I have no clue how design and coding work! This was originally created as an April Fool's joke, but it slowly spiraled into this. To be honest, this website reflects my work ethic very well. My work ethic, of course, is sporadic bursts of energy that happen bimonthly and for seemingly no reason at all. I literally have no reason to continue working on this site other than my love for 2000s-era web design. If there is anybody to blame for this site's existence, blame Toby Fox.

But why?